How Dry Is It In New Mexico?
A buddy out of Truth or Consequences said he’d killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen. A man in Clovis said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs. In Elephant Butte Lake, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it! But just this week, in Deeming a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog. It’s so dry in New Mexico that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water. |
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